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Stevenage Half Marathon 2016

6:30am Ok, I’m awake. Do I feel like running 13.1 miles today? Let me see. On one hand, the weather is bright and sunny and my legs feel pretty good. On the other, I have what is probably a slight chest infection, the forecast is …

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marathon, pain, running, Stevenage1 Comment on Stevenage Half Marathon 2016November 18, 2016November 21, 2016 By Andy

Stevenage Half Marathon 2015

06:00 Sunday November 1st 2015: Stevenage Half Marathon day! I’m awake, mainly due to my daughter, Amber, deciding that the day starts now. With my kit all laid out the night before and a 10:00 start, I have no worries for a little while. Might as …

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hills, knee, marathon, pain, running, Spartans, StevenageLeave a Comment on Stevenage Half Marathon 2015November 7, 2015November 8, 2015 By Andy

It’s a…?

At 1:08am Sunday 8th June 2014 my life changed forever. A new chapter had started. In a special two-parter, I’ll reflect on an eventful three weeks. (Note: Some of the times given may vary slightly from reality – some of it was a bit of …

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baby, birth, dad, hospital, labour, Lister, painLeave a Comment on It’s a…?June 30, 2014 By Andy

School’s in for summer

Where the heck did July go?! Whilst kids and teachers are celebrating the start of summer holidays, I’ve just committed myself to a schedule of writing. Slack time is over. Cricket matches no more. Internet locked in the cupboard. Come what may, the novel starts …

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cricket, london, marathon, novel, pain, writingLeave a Comment on School’s in for summerJuly 29, 2011 By Andy

Talking bollox

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS POST! Well, at least seriously consider not reading it when you realise the subject. I’m serious – reading this may result in nausea, shock or simply never being able to look at me the same again. This is a different …

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pain, surgeryLeave a Comment on Talking bolloxDecember 17, 2009 By Andy

2009 up and running

Having ended 2008 strongly, chipping away at my 10K record, I started 2009 with little more than hangovers, a choc-filled stomach and then one of those coughs that was looking like it would hang around for eternity. The result was nearly three weeks of inactivity, …

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pain, rain, recordsLeave a Comment on 2009 up and runningJanuary 28, 2009January 29, 2009 By Andy

New York Marathon: The Whole Story – Race Day, The Race

Early stages I am hit by the scene that waits for me as I turn the corner and make my way up the first part of the bridge slope. Manhattan appears in the distance against a mainly blue sky, beckoning us to reach it. The …

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calves, mantra, painLeave a Comment on New York Marathon: The Whole Story – Race Day, The RaceNovember 9, 2008November 19, 2008 By Andy

I Have No Calves, and I Must Scream

My legs are shot to pieces. I can hardly walk on a flat surface and stairs feel like Everest. My grandad is more mobile than me at the moment. I’ve got sunburn on my face and shoulders and a big blister on one toe. But …

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pain1 Comment on I Have No Calves, and I Must ScreamNovember 3, 2008 By Andy

My prediction? Pain!

Clubber Lang’s quote in Rocky III was all about inflicting pain on someone else; mine is purely is about me. I’ve been getting some peer pressure recently about going out for runs with my friends. I’ve been training for the marathon for months while one …

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football, pain, RockyLeave a Comment on My prediction? Pain!October 5, 2008 By Andy

Nipples, pricks, groin and bladder

There’s a darker side to running that is not often talked about. A messy, personal side that every runner goes through. The side where Vaseline is your best friend. Firstly, Nipples. Why do men have them?  What useful function do they serve us? Nothing! So …

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Monty Python, painLeave a Comment on Nipples, pricks, groin and bladderOctober 3, 2008October 3, 2008 By Andy

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